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Looking for the perfect Marvel themed pickup line to use in a Tinder, Hinge, or Bumble convo?
We’ve all been there – you’re matched with someone who’s a Marvel geek, and you want to break the ice with something you know they’ll like.
Well, of course, one of the best ways to build a geeky rapport straight off the bat is showing them you’re “in” with their references and interests… and a fun Marvel pickup line will demonstrate exactly that!
So, whether you’re looking for a cute and witty Marvel pickup line, or going straight for something spicier, here are some genius Marvel related pickup line ideas for your perusal.
Enjoy!
Wholesome and Cute Marvel Pickup Lines for Dating Apps
Not trying to come off as a creep? Don’t want to cross any lines with your Marvel pickup lines? Let’s start with some cutesy and wholesome ones. After all, you don’t want to scare them off…
Hey are you from Asgard?
Because you look truly out of this world.
Well, I definitely don’t need Mjolnir to tell me that you’re definitely worthy.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hulk.
Hulk who?
Hulk smash his way into your heart?
I can already tell from your pictures that you’re a Marvel fan.
[Wait for them to ask why]
Because darling, you look Marvel-ous.
Hey, what do Thanos and our future date have in common?
Both are inevitable.
Dormammu, I’ve come to bargain…
You, me, [insert date location], next [insert time]?
Hey, are you the Hulk?
Because you look absolutely smashing.
Hey, did it hurt?
[Wait for them to ask ‘did what hurt’]
When you fell from Asgard… because you’re clearly a god(dess).
Hey are you the god of mischief…?
Because you’re Loki the prettiest person I’ve seen on this app.
Hey are you a piece of metal shrapnel?
Because I feel you in my heart…
Hey, do you want to go out next week? Or should I just Hex us into being a married couple in Westview living out the golden eras of sitcoms together…?
Hey what do you & me have in common with Wakanda?
We’re forever, baby.
I am Groot.
[Wait for them to be confused]
Oh sorry, you don’t speak Groot. I just gave you the most stunning and poetic compliment ever written. You should probably go out with me.
I think you and me are the 22nd film in the MCU…
By that, I mean I think we’re Endgame.
Hey are you the latest Marvel movie?
Because I honestly wanna spoil you.
Hey are you Ironman’s daughter?
Because I love you 3000.
Wow a profile like yours… honestly that’s one in 14,000,605.
Hey are you Sue Storm (or Johnny Storm)?
Because you are definitely fantastic.
Hey are you the Hulk?
Because I think you’re incredible.
Hey can you be my Thanos?
Because I’d like your snap.
Hey are you an Avenger?
Because I think we should assemble. My place, tomorrow maybe?
Hey are you an infinity stone?
Because I’d do anything to get my hands on you.
Have you ever had shawarma?
[Wait for reply]
There’s a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I don’t know what it is but I wanna try it.
What do the soul stone and my love for you have in common?
Both are for infinity.
Call me Nick Fury, because I’ve got my eye on you.
Go on a date with me and Tony Stark’s bodyguard won’t be the only one who’s Happy.
Call me Gwen Stacy because wow, I just fell so hard.
Wow, are you a vibranium synthezoid?
Because you’re a Vision.
So which Avenger is your favorite?
[Wait for them to answer]
Cool. Mine’s Scarlet Witch… Because I Wanda know if you’ll go on a date with me…?
You haven’t turned me down yet, so just like Ant-Man…. I’ve got hope.
Are your eyes a gateway to the quantum realm?
Because I could get lost in them for years.
Hey is your name Sam Wilson?
Because you’re Falcon stunning.
You can call me MC… because all I need is U.
Dirty Marvel Pickup Lines
Alright, you’re looking for things a bit on the saucier side – we hear you. After all, if you’re using Marvel pickup lines on a dating app, it might be good to make your intentions clear.
Well, if you want to dazzle your match with a dirty Marvel chat up line inspired by the MCU, here are some ideas:
My friends call me the Incredible Hulk…
[Wait for them to ask why]
Because I like to smash.
Hey do you know if there’s any crimes happening nearby?
[Wait for them to ask why]
Just wanted to make sure it’s you that’s making my spidey senses tingle.
Is that Mjolnir in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
You should call me Captain America…
[Wait for them to ask why]
Because I could do you all day.
What’s the difference between you and Gamora?
You WILL succumb to my pelvic sorcery.
Hey, have you ever wanted to be an Avenger?
Cool, cuz one night with me and you’ll be Thor tomorrow.
Hey you can call me Spiderman…
Because I’d love to shoot my webs in you, if you catch my drift.
[Use when they laugh off your stupid Marvel pickup lines]
What is a corny pickup line, if not horniness persevering?
Hey is your name Natasha?
Because I want your clothes Roman-OFF.
Hey what do me and a Marvel marathon have in common?
We can both go on all night long, baby.
My friends call me Hawkeye…
[Wait for them to ask why]
I know how to hit the right spot every time.
Are you sure you’re not a villain?
Because I’d sure like to pound you with my hammer.
Have any more Marvel pickup lines to share?
Drop them in the comments below! We hope you found this list helpful. Best of luck!